The Bitter Single Guy’s Relationship Advice

Advice for Tiger Woods

Welcome to the BSG’s new advice category! The BSG has come to realize that although we all form opinions about how celebrities should manage their high profile relationship foibles, there isn’t always someone around to give them the advice they need. Enter the BSG’s Celebrity Advice!

Tiger Woods. Oh Tiger. You have, for so many years now, carried the hopes of people of color in your golf bag; time and time again rising to the occasion to demonstrate what a fine upstanding citizen you are.

Now the BSG should preface his advice to you by saying that he is sure that golf is a wonderful sport, what with the casual walking and the swinging of clubs…really, what’s not to like? But the BSG is not so much a golf-fan as he is a golf-avoider. As such, the BSG is only peripherally aware of the goings-on of such golf stars as yourself.

But from the barrage of media attention (don’t we have a WAR to talk about, people?) the BSG gathers that you have, over a period of years, had a series of illicit relationships with women who were not your wife. The BSG is not here to judge you, he just wants to set the stage.

Because even NPR has stooped to reporting on your love life, the BSG learned that you are taking time away from golf to try to fix your relationship with your wife and to minimize the impact to your children (honestly, the BSG continued to think of you as the youngster who upset the golf world a few short years back and now he finds that you have children? Time flies).

[clap, clap, clap] The Bitter Single Guy applauds you, Mr. Woods. His advice to you is to ignore the media frenzy and do the thing you say you’re going to do. Despite our civilization’s expectation that our sports stars will also be moral compasses, the BSG can only imagine what the temptation must have been like for you! Fix your family, Tiger. If you decide that you don’t want to be in your relationship anymore, do it because it’s not the right relationship for you, not because you can’t keep your johnson in your pants.

~BSG~