The Bitter Single Guy’s Relationship Advice

Grammar Police (2)

DEAR BITTER SINGLE GUY: WHAT IS A GREAT FUNNY & INDIRECT WAY TO ASK A FEMALE FRIEND IF THEY ARE SINGLE ?? ~WHY AM I YELLING?~

Dear WAIY: It’s not that the Bitter Single Guy went looking for weirdly constructed letters again, but this one (for obvious reasons) jumped out at him. All caps, WAIY? Why are you yelling, indeed? OK, the truth is this isn’t a horrible letter. You’re lacking a comma, but the BSG isn’t that nit-picky (despite obvious evidence to the contrary).

Some ideas for asking a friend (of any gender) whether or not they’re single:

• Do you most often dance alone or with someone else?
• Who holds your popcorn at the movies when you have to go to the bathroom?
• If you have a dress that zips in the back, who zips it up for you?
• Do you most often make scrambled eggs for one or for two?

Of course, in the absence of a better idea YOU COULD JUST ASK IF SHE’S SEEING ANYONE.

~BSG~