The Bitter Single Guy’s Holiday Survival Guide!
That’s right, years of BSG holiday wisdom distilled down and concentrated into one potent little book!
“Regardless of relationship status, convince yourself that surviving the holidays will be a battle, because it will.”
“The BSG, like many of you, grew up with Thanksgiving images of careworn but thankful Pilgrims, wearing hats made from black construction paper, sat down at a picnic table in the front yard while Indians (not yet called Native Americans because Pilgrims still weren’t sure what went wrong with their planned trip to India) sat with them, dumping the bounty of the harvest out of a straw cone called a “cornucopia.”
Buy it now.
You know you want to.
*Some fine print: If you want to order the physical book (not the e-book), or want more than one book, email the BSG here and he’ll provide instructions for processing your order manually. For single orders, when you make your order, click the button that says “Return to Merchant” to get access to the eBook file. If you forget, don’t despair, you’ll get an email with the download info. If you don’t have Adobe Reader, go here for the free download.