The Bitter Single Guy’s Relationship Advice

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Dear Bitter Single Guy 

Me and Jordan really hit it off…he stayed for ages longer than he normally does in Manchester.
He was gonna ride the bus all the way home with me, but I told him to go catch his bus.
He goes urbis everrryyy week and wer meetin on sat.
I really thought he’d played me last night, cuz I looked his addy up on Bebo and it came up with some guy called Jordan S…but my Jordan is Jordan L o.OI was really upset bout it…but now things have got even worse.
Someone that I’ve liked for a while told me he likes me :O
he knows I like him now. He made me feel better y.day when I thought Jordan had played me.

so now on sat if Jordan HASN’T actually done anything wrong and given me the wrong addy by mistake [or summut like that] if he ant done out wrong what the hell do I do???
It’s horrible on him if I just go to him and finish him for someone else…but at the same time it’s horrible on the other guy if I’m still with Jordan cuz he knows I like him too =[[[[[

what do I do?????

I like them both. This is such a mess. arghhh!!
none of them are a back-up plan, but none of them have done anything…probably…
I mean my mates from urbis already knew Jordan and would have warned me bout him…plus he wouldn’t do anything bad would he cuz he goes every week!

if he hasn’t done anything wrong there is no way I can finish him. but the other guy is NOT a back-up plan! the other guy is just as lovely =[

omfg I really don’t know what to do.

Dear OMFG: The Bitter Single Guy loves that the internet invites global interaction and he’s always pleased to hear from his readers across the pond, but after reading your letter a couple of times, the BSG’s first response is “huh?”.  The BSG doesn’t know whether this is just the ultimate expression of internet-speak, or if there is some British influence adding texture here. The BSG did a little Googling (hee hee) and learned that Urbis is an exhibition center in Manchester, England…which seems to match the rest of what’s happening here.

Either way, the BSG believes he gets the gist: you like two different guys, who both also like you, but one of them might be double-timing you.  Does the BSG get the point here, OMFG? It appears also that you fear that Jordan L (names not changed to protect anyone…the BSG thinks it’s too late for that) gave you a wrong address because you found a Jordan S on Bebo?  What’s that snooping about, OMFG? The BSG isn’t sensing a great deal of trust for Jordan L. Are you naturally suspicious, or does Jordan L inspire that in you for some reason? And who the hell is Jordan O, anyway?

OMFG, the BSG suspects that this drama will have to play out further before there is resolution.  The BSG can tell you however, that there is ALWAYS someone else who will like you, especially if you are seeing someone.  Once in a relationship, humans apparently give off some pheromone that makes us irresistible to other folks.  If these appreciative admirers consistenly take your attention away from the relationship you’re in, you’ll be forever confused and frustrated (and single).  Stick with Jordan L unless you have some reason to believe he’s played you. If New Guy really likes you, he’ll wait until your thing with Jordan L runs its course. ~BSG~